How NOT to Get a Guy in 10 Days
Relationships are crazy. As the genius Katy Perry once sang, “You’re hot then you’re cold, you’re yes then you’re no, you’re in then you’re out, you’re up then you’re down.” Truer words have never been...
View ArticleWhat to Do Feb. 14, As Told by Frank Underwood
So, what’s happening Feb. 14? If you answered Valentine’s Day, you would be WRONG. The correct answer is: the season two premiere of “House of Cards!” If you’ve been planning that romantic date with...
View ArticleGeorgetown’s Top 5 Places to Meet Your Valentine
Need a spark in your cold and lonely February life? What about love? What is love? Where is it? Here’s a post to help you locate your future Valentine at Georgetown. 1. Find him or her at Leo’s The...
View ArticleSo… How Was Your Valentine’s Day?
It is over. The love is gone. Instagrams about how perfect your relationship is are now unacceptable. And it is certainly time to put those pickup lines away and try something else. Since it is Feb....
View ArticleWashington: The City of Love (and Wine)
Wine. It tastes better than Burnett’s. It is often imbibed on Wednesdays because of the brilliant opportunity it poses for alliteration. And it gives you horrendous hangovers. Or so they tell me. While...
View ArticleFind Love Here: 4E Date Suggestions
What is that? What is that feeling in the air? What is that crisp breeze blowing among the tulips? What is that fluttering in my chest when I walk outdoors? Could it be allergies? No. The answer, my...
View ArticleStolen Clock Hands: The Suspects
For the first time since 2012, the Healy clock hands were stolen two nights ago. While they have since been replaced, who is responsible for the daring theft? Here are 4E’s top five suspects for who...
View ArticleTop Five Reasons to Join 4E
By now, you should have heard of the Internet sensation that is sweeping the nation (ok, maybe just Georgetown): The Fourth Edition! And today is your lucky day, because we’re hiring. So if you love...
View ArticleHow to Celebrate Galentine’s Day
Do you know what this Friday is?!!?? Well, yes… but NO! IT’S GALENTINE’S DAY! Last year 4E brought you a glorious introduction to “Your New Favorite Holiday” and we’re here to remind that you’re in...
View ArticleA Guide to Crushing Valentine’s Day
It seems as though 4E is starting to get somewhat of a reputation as being a highly regarded dating guru. After addressing the issue of what a DFMO entails, emails began pouring in from lovestruck...
View ArticleFriday Fixat10ns: Love Through the Decades
Once again, 4E has you covered when it comes to having the perfect playlist for your valentine. They’ll be impressed by the fact that you have a song for every decade. Hopefully, this evolution of love...
View Article4E’s Guide to Dating Apps: The Good, the Bad, and the Cuddly…
College: Where students fresh out of high school are dropped in the middle of a random city in order to fend for themselves for the next four years. While you’re here you’re expected to study (and...
View ArticleCalling All Women & Men for CATS
Calling all cat lovers, cat ladies, cat men, college students who miss their furry friends back home and essentially all gentle cuddle-loving human beings: 4E has BIG news for you. CAT CAFEs are the...
View ArticleEcon Crushes: 7 Ways to Tell if They Mean True Love
Ladies and Gents, gents and ladies, fellow Hoyas and fellow Hoya followers: Love is in the air. With just a mere 8 or so weeks left of the semester, you may or may not be realizing that the time you...
View ArticleBreaking News: You Can Now Have an Invisible Boyfriend!
As the semester starts to wind down, your chance of finding love on the Hilltop is beginning to diminish. Long gone are the days of locking eyes with your future Hoya hubby from across the bar at...
View ArticleHow to Make the Most of GAAP Weekend
Dear joyous prospective students, CONGRATS ON BEING ACCEPTED TO GEORGETOWN! Your friends here at 4E would like to welcome you to to our home, the Hilltop, which we look forward to sharing with you next...
View ArticleGeorgetown Tinder Profiles
So if you’ve been on Facebook recently, I’m sure you’ve seen the news about the most-swiped Tinder campuses. According to Tinder’s statistics, Georgetown men ranked No. 1 in most swiped-right schools....
View ArticleHoya Love Tips
You may have heard about the recent proposal on campus where two members of Georgetown staff were casually caught walking out of Healy Hall on a Tuesday evening only to be greeted by a candlelit Healy...
View ArticleLove Locks Inspiration: Family
The deadline to submit your creative nonfiction for The Hoya’s Love Locks special issue is fast approaching. If, for some strange reason, you don’t know what this is, here’s a description of the...
View ArticleLove Locks Inspiration: Heartbreak
The deadline to submit your creative nonfiction for The Hoya’s Love Locks special issue is fast approaching. If, for some strange reason, you don’t know what this is, here’s a description of the...
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